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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 42
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
Like if you don't smoke.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
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