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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 40
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Guys who still open doors for girls
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
I'm so ready for those long summer nights :)
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
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