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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 38
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
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