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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 36
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
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