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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 36
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
If you're rich,I'm free!
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Dont worry, drink happy :)
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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