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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 35
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
No brain no pain.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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