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Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like youNot wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastardNot texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob MarleySome people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
When life is hard, I take a nap.When life is hard, I take a nap.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.Having too much month left at the end of the money.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
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