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I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keysI'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
Take me drunk, I'm home!Take me drunk, I'm home!
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3 Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
Signs your falling in love: You check you are hoping you get a Facebook message form that person. You"ll read their txts over and over again You"ll walk really really slow while youre with them They becomes all you think about You"ll get high just by their smell You"ll realize that you"re always smiling, when you think about them You"ll do anything for them While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time :)Signs your falling in love: You check you are hoping you get a Facebook message form that person. You"ll read their txts over and over again You"ll walk really really slow while youre with them They becomes all you think about You"ll get high just by their smell You"ll realize that you"re always smiling, when you think about them You"ll do anything for them While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time :)
i Like u bahalag bUangon ka! :)i Like u bahalag bUangon ka! :)
Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my a*s in jail!If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my a*s in jail!
I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
Giftwrapping yourself for birthdays cause who wouldn't want you?Giftwrapping yourself for birthdays cause who wouldn't want you?
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