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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 31
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
Guys who still open doors for girls
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
I love it when i look at you and your already looking at me (:
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
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