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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
Ok My goal is 25 likes, If I get That I win this bet. So Please?
My bf's blue eyes. <3
rakija.is.pronadjena^^
hey ca va
My Best Friend is a Scorpio! ^_^
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything.Your job is to pump blood that's it. ♥
-Dude, she just called you Bellatrix Lestange!- -Oh , hell no! Hold my...JK...Avada Kedavra!-
Acting like a Bruce Lee,when i'm scared. xD
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