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Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)
hello my name is tracehello my name is trace
--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))
I'm lazy and I know itI'm lazy and I know it
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
There is always, always, always something to be thankful for...There is always, always, always something to be thankful for...
Only 20% of boys have brains...and the rest,they have girlfriends.Only 20% of boys have brains...and the rest,they have girlfriends.
I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶, Sorry It Was Wrong I Can.I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶, Sorry It Was Wrong I Can.
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