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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 27
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Jumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fat
Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
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