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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 25
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
nobody bring me DOWN!
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
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