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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 26
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
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