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_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
LIKE IF you Re-reading old text messages because they make me smile.
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!
A good morning text does not only mean "Good morning". It has a silent, loving message that says..."I think of you when I wake up."
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
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