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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 63
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
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