Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 66
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :)
Love makes you hold on to things you should not but who are we to know any better?
Finally letting go of the person who will never give you what you deserve .
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't. 
Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥
A boy that can point to a girl and say: "yeah, that's my girl, isn't she beautiful :)"
Facebook Stalking... Admit it, you do it.
You Are Never Too Old For A Disney Movie
I love people who text back instantlyPage:
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.