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"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook""yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer? OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
To me, you're perfect.To me, you're perfect.
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
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