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"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
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