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Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hardGirls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard
You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.
It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!
I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu." "Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye. I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.
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