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"Someone is cranky" "Someone needs to SHUT UP"
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMMMMEERRR 2011 :D
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
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