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When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
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