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You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat... My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.
Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
Like if you don't smoke.Like if you don't smoke.
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