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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 75
He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
Looking back at old photos and thinking... LOOK AT MY HAIR :O
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