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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Get a life!!!Get a life!!!
BrEaKinG NeWs JustiN beIBer WaNTs to MakE a NeW alBum; I hoPe you AlL liVed a GooD Life x)BrEaKinG NeWs JustiN beIBer WaNTs to MakE a NeW alBum; I hoPe you AlL liVed a GooD Life x)
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicappedMen are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
Winter Crocs are the best thing that have ever been invented!! If you dont like them then you probably have never tried them. They may not look amazing but it is feet heven!Winter Crocs are the best thing that have ever been invented!! If you dont like them then you probably have never tried them. They may not look amazing but it is feet heven!
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. ""Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
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