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Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
No calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like madNo calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like mad
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wineHanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked ""I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
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