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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 82
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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