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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 83
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
No brain no pain.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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