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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 119
Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
But tonight I'm lovin' you ;)
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
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