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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 122
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.``
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
LIKE IF you Re-reading old text messages because they make me smile.
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
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