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the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
lifes to short to for mabyes
Having a heart attack when you realize you're sitting on your phone.
I won`t live for ever, So it`s now or never.
life has many rivers to cross. jump in the puddles first.
Smiling all day for no reason. :)
I hate it when you really miss someone, but they don't even think about you.
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