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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 87
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
What happens on a night out, stays on a night out. Until someone tags you!
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Guys who still open doors for girls
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
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