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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 94
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
For those who are still waiting to get Facebook Timeline.
forgetting to come home
Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin.
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
Life is an adventure - dare it. Life is love - enjoy it. Life is a tragedy - face it. Life is a struggle - fight it. Life is a promise - fulfill it.
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
"Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
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