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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 97
High Heels ♥
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
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