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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 99
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
Life's too short to remove usb safely
I must go. My planet needs me.
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Doing something wrong, and feeling so finee :)
Guys who can cook
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
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