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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 98
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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