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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 98
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
"I need a drink or 12."
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