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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 15
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile :)
Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥
Sleeping is always better when you have someone to cuddle.
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
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