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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 15
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
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Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
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Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
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Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
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Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
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Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
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Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
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Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
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Waiting for someone you love is never easy
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I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
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