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We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a womanMaking a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Sitting on the couch and doing nothingSitting on the couch and doing nothing
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastardMarrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbishGiving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
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