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He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
When you finally let go of the past, something better comes along.
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleeping but never want to go to bed early.
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
"Someone is cranky" "Someone needs to SHUT UP"
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