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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 25
Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.
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Take me drunk, I'm home!
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
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That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
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Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
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Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
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Drinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on Sunday
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Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
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The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
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