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there should be a relationship status for "i dont even know whats going on"there should be a relationship status for "i dont even know whats going on"
--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))
I'm lazy and I know itI'm lazy and I know it
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keysI'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Drinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on SundayDrinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on Sunday
I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.
But tonight I'm lovin' you ;)But tonight I'm lovin' you ;)
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?
*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* F**king Earthquake!*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* F**king Earthquake!
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