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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 32
I must go. My planet needs me.
Life's too short to remove usb safely
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
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