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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 34
Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
If you dont get a miracle...become one. :-)
''There he is!'' ''Omg,how do I look?'' xD:DDD
Liars - people who are too much of a coward to tell the truth.
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
They can say whatever, but they can not judge my feelings. I care about you, that's what matters.
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
OK... I looked out of my window, and I told to myself - WTF?!?!??
i asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodle
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XD
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