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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 38
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Supp peepz yo yo yo
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?
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