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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 41
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Being around someone so much, you catch their habbits
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
"Shut up, you love it"
"I need a drink or 12."
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
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