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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 67
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Drinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on Sunday
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
Take me drunk, I'm home!
I'm lazy and I know it
hello my name is trace
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