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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 64
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
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