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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 62
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
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