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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 63
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
"I need a drink or 12."
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
"Shut up, you love it"
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