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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 79
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely
I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
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