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How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
I'll be back on facebook.I'll be back on facebook.
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
I love boys who play guitar :)I love boys who play guitar :)
Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.
What if I accidentally rape you?What if I accidentally rape you?
Nemam zvučnike, pa šta? Ljubomorni gadovi!Nemam zvučnike, pa šta? Ljubomorni gadovi!
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