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User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows" User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older''Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laughMirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
Those nights you wished never ended ♥ :)Those nights you wished never ended ♥ :)
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