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Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
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