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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 103
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
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