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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 103
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
Wonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" button
study.....stud.....stu.....st.....s.....sl.....sle.....s lee.....sleep!
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
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