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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 106
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
Like this if u are tired of school already d:
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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