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At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. =D♥
happiness,happiness,happiness.....
Love me in the right way !
F**k love..anyway who cares..
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
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