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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 107
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
"I need a drink or 12."
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
"Shut up, you love it"
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
Life's too short to remove usb safely
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